Greetings from Koh Kham !

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Quote for the day:

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

This is the 2005 adventure, for the 2006 adventure click here

G'day to all my fans around the world, instead of sending you a postcard I thought I'd spend my day putting a bit of a webpage together to show you this bit of paradise I found three years ago and keep coming back to every year.

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View of Koh Kham from neighbouring Koh Maak
( check out all the coconuts, Hugh Spencer would hate it here ! )

Sometimes when it's not too windy I go for a swim to Koh Maak, about 35 minutes each way. I don't think there's any sharks here or they would have got me by now. And no crocs, box jellyfish and stonefish ! Koh Maak has a huge long beach and just like Cape Trib, there's hardly ever more than a dozen people on it.

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To give you an idea of the size of Koh Kham; I went snorkeling and went around it in 40 minutes ! And the majority of the island is National Park, leaving room for only about twenty bungalows and one restaurant/bar.

 

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Another view, big pic but it looks good and I think all you guys got broadband now anyway, Cape Tribbers go and get a coffee while you're waiting....

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Pic of my A$10.- a night bungalow
(in 2005, now they have a bathroom and cost $A20.-)

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This is where you'll find me every morning with my laptop checking my emails,
on wireless internet connection, light years ahead of Cape Trib !

 

 

Here's a bit of info if you want to go there;

 

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As you can see on the map it is miles away from the main tourist spots like Bangkok, Ko Samui, Phuket etc. and that's why it is still quiet and relatively undeveloped. They did finish a domestic airport in Trat in 2003 so you can fly there now from Bangkok (otherwise it is a five hour busride from Bangkok.

Near Trat is the boat pier at Laem Ngob, go there to catch the boat to Koh Kham, most afternoons at 15.00, three hours at sea. There are several piers, tell the driver you need to go to Komluangchoumporn pier. If you get on the speedboat you will have to buy a ticket, about 450 baht, but if you get on the slow Koh Kham boat, much more relaxed enjoyable trip on a nice sunny day, especially if you get a sixpack of beer from the little eating place on the pier, just pay on the island, the bitch in the bus station will tell you you need to buy a ticket from her but she has a habit of not paying the island after that so ignore her.

WARNING!

Last time we went to Koh Kham we booked a mini bus from Pattaya to the Koh Kham pier, but the bastards of Malibu Travel took us to the Koh Chang ferry despite our repeated requests, and then refused to take us to the Koh Kham ferry, only one of their assholes was willing to do it for a big sum of money. Finally after a lot of hassling we found a truck to take us there but the Malibu Travel assholes could not give a shit that we had been assured that we would be taken to the Koh Kham ferry and just abandoned us.
So when you book your minibus tell the travel agent that you do not want to go with the MALIBU MORONS but instead go with Thida Tours, their office is right at the pier for Koh Kham. Thida Tours phone numbers are 039-538084 and 084-1073050
There are several piers where boats depart from, tell the driver you need to go to Komluangchoumporn pier.
On my most recent visit I travelled with Kiattipol Tours, who have an office 100 metre from the Koh Kham pier. It took three phone calls until they agreed to take me to the Koh Kham ferry instead of the Koh Chang ferry, and I had to pay extra, but I thought they have to get out of their way for me so fair enough, petrol is not cheap. I also had several discussions with the driver about where I had to be dropped off, as if none of these people had ever heard of Koh Kham. Then at some point through the journey I see familiar territory and counted myself lucky that I was gonna end up at the right pier this time. But then, would you Fuckin' believe it, we stop at their office which was located right by the Koh Kham pier , and everyone had to get off to change busses, so what was the big deal with me wanting to go here which appeared so difficult at the time of booking, them pretending that I made a difficultt request and then charging me extra while I actually travelled less distance on their bus as I did not do the last leg with them?

The KohKham boat does not run every day, so phone ahead to check; 08-13031229 , otherwise take the speedboat to Koh Maak and they'll pick you up from there. Since my last visit there is a big increase in the number of boats that go back and forth, so there should be a speedboat going every few hours. I must say I did like the old slow boat, especially on a sunny day when you could buy a sixpack of beer before departure, way more relaxed than the speedboat. Koh Kham used to close down from May to October due to shit weather in the wet season ( probably more windy than rainy) but now they stay open, though the boat may not run and you have to go through Koh Maak.

They have their own website kohkhamisland.com and Mr. Kriengsak Vuthicharuvong, also known as Mr. Lor, has the newest internet communicator gadget and you can email him at kohkhamisland@yahoo.com for any enquiries.

Bungalow prices range from 600 baht up to somehwere around the 2000 baht.

Food starts at 40 baht a plate and Heineken is 55 baht, a bottle of Thai rum 100 baht.

(There is about 33 baht in an Aussie dollar or a bit over 50 in a Euro.)

 

 
 

Here's some more pics of the place, click pics to enlarge;

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A couple of the more upmarket bungalows

Koh Kham beaches

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The restaurant

Mr. Lor, the owner of the island

Life's a beach !


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Nice dunny, mate !
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This bizarre attraction is on neighbouring Koh Maak, though this is an old shot as it has now in fallen to bits. A coconut plucker from Birma had made all this out of cement, not sure why as he didn't speak any English and other locals wouldn't tell me as they thought he was a freak and didn't like him.

The natives are friendly

The tender going out to the boat to take some guests for a three hour ride to shore. Lucky, the island's dog, and the luckiest dog in Thailand for living here, says farewell.

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Lucky busy with his favourite hobby; catching crabs !

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The boat preparing for the three hour trip back to civilization.

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This is the guest transport of stoned-hippie resort 'Lazy Days' on neighbouring Koh Maak

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Testing one of Lazy Days' hammocks

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View of Koh Maak beach

 

 

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